FAT MAN, THIN MAN, FATTER MAN...GOOD GRIEF!! I have been "overweight" or whatever other descriptive you care to use to call me fat, most all of my life with occasional spurts of weight loss. I've been up and down the scale several times, (mostly up) and have gained and lost over 300+ pounds in my life. However, I've begun to see myself as more than just a "fat" person...it gets easier to take on a different outlook when one doesn't fight for every breath, or have joints scream in pain every time you move. For the story of what got me to this point please click on the page: "HOW DID I GET HERE?"

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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

SOUTHERN TEN COMMANDMENTS

Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments..

Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro , TN ).



(1) Just one God


(2) Put nothin' before God


(3) Watch yer mouth


(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'


(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa


(6) No killin'


(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal


(8) Don't take what ain't yers


(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'


(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff




Now that's plain an' simple.

Y'all have a nice day!
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